Recipe for a mad baby

• 1 tired baby who won't go to sleep
• 1 wrap
• 1 dishwasher

Attempt to nurse baby to sleep several times. Decide to put baby in wrap since that is pretty sure-fire. Go on with the chores that need done, as per usual baby-in-wrap-routine.
Open dishwasher. Wait for screams of baby who figures out the coveted appliance is open, but he can no more get into it than touch the moon.